So today is my birthday
No kidding. I'm 33. And I guess I'm feeling a little bit melancholy. Like, here I am, 33 years old, and what have I done with my life? You know? What have I accomplished, really? I guess I start thinking about some of the people I went to school with, and where they are now, and how much money they're making ... I dunno. You just start feeling bad, I guess.
Ha! Kidding, you morons! I'm worth billions. I'm famous. I have a fucking 767 party plane like Austin Powers. I sleep with a different beautiful woman every night. Sometimes two or three at a time. They're like snack crackers.
So, yeah, I'm officially 33. Aren't you happy for me?
Ha! Kidding, you morons! I'm worth billions. I'm famous. I have a fucking 767 party plane like Austin Powers. I sleep with a different beautiful woman every night. Sometimes two or three at a time. They're like snack crackers.
So, yeah, I'm officially 33. Aren't you happy for me?
posted by Sergey at 4:27 PM
5 Comments:
I just post a comment for fun
your fake blog is a pretty good idea, keep the good work :)
Just missed the opportunity of being the first one to add a comment.
Hey here it goes, second then.
Nice to know you have turned 33, so will I in a few days too.
I was wondering, in Google years, does that mean you've just jumped from the half-baked state of alpha to a slightly churned at the top and bottom but raw in the middle state of beta such as every other Google product?
Happy birthday,
Luis
You are not really Sergey Brin!Who are you?
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