Welcome to my blog

Privyet. At Google we believe in openness, and transparency, and freedom. As in the freedom of expression. That's why we bought Blogger. We don't make any money on Blogger. But it's our way of giving something to the world. We are letting ordinary people express themselves. And we support that, even when the things they say don't make us happy, and even when they are anonymous assholes who want to take the piss out of us. We respect that. We respect their right to say whatever they want. In our minds, that's what the Internet is all about. That and the opportunity for us to sell some advertising against other people's content. Well as part of showing my support for blog freedom, I figured I should be using this service. After all, we own it, right? So please check in now and then, and I'll offer some perspective on business, science, technology and so forth. Definitely I'll be more interesting than that idiot Jonathan Schwartz. And I'm also looking forward to being able to play journalist and maybe turn the tables on those dicks at Valleywag. That's right, you, asshole. I'm talking to you. How'd you like to have some asshole chase you around a nightclub with a camera phone, taking your picture making out with shemales? Well, now you can find out how it feels. Also, for anyone who has questions, and I know many people do, please send them in and I'll try to answer as many as I can. A lot of people want to know what I'm like. I am, after all, the world's wealthiest Russian. People want to know, what's it like to have so much money? Are you single? What do you do on weekends? Do you speak Russian? What are your hobbies? Have you ever fucked Paris Hilton? If so, what was that like? Don't worry about offending me, just ask. If I don't want to answer, I won't. Okay? Until next time-- Don't be evil.